THE MARRIAGE TEST

I was a very happy man––my wonderful girlfriend and I had  been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was  only one little thing bothering me––it was her beautiful younger sister.  My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight  miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down  when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to  be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.  

 One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the  wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered  to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't  overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married  and committed my life to her sister.

 Well, I was in total shock, and  couldn't say a word.

  She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if  you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned  and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

 I stood there for  a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I  opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my  entire future family was standing outside, all applauding!  With tears  in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy  that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man  for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'  

And the moral of this story is:   Always keep your condoms in your car.